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最近在工作上遇到一些很煩的問題,讓我開始思考未來動向。 直接舉例來說好了,有一次在開會時 --------------------------------------------- A:This is an apple. X:What the fuxk are you talking about,shut up your fuxking mouth.Stop!!! (Bang the table!!) B:This is an apple. X:Got it. --------------------------------------------- 另外一次是在討論spec,達成共識後的拆橋和抗鍋 --------------------------------------------- A & B:This is an apple. Let's go to tell X. X: This is not an apple. B: This is not an apple. Why A fuxking say this is an apple!! A you are wrong! Don't you understand? It's dangerous to misunderstand the spec!!!(MurMur X 10 0) A: (black person question mark) --------------------------------------------- 搶先一步通報長官是我設計錯誤,但實際上不是 --------------------------------------------- B: A has common issue. X: Fuxk A. (10 min later) A: I solve it! (not common issue ,why X know about this small small small issu e) --------------------------------------------- 最早是由一個很好且善解人意的前輩帶我,後來換到另一個快逼死我的前輩,有這麼一段 小故事 --------------------------------------------- A:This is an apple. So the color is red. C:Got it. (1 week later) A:This is an apple. So the color is red. So.. C:Got it. Let's discuss more. A:This is an apple.So the color is red. B:Got it. (1 week later) A:This is an apple.So the color is red.So.. B:What are you fuxking talking about? How do you prove this is an apple. You should do something to prove it!! (MurMur X 100) --------------------------------------------- 交接小故事 --------------------------------------------- (A,B,X in the room) B: This project for you. I have done 87%. No problem so far. A: Got it. (B,X leave away, A look at the pc screen) A: 87%?!!!!!!!!!!! Are you kidding me??? --------------------------------------------- 有些故事很難描述,在此就省略,然後當事人不是真的罵髒話,是態度都非常差和不屑。 還有啊,上面的長官患有一朝被蛇咬,十年怕草繩的症狀,讓新人出錯也不是沒有原因, 給了新人不合理的時間,用了一個會給你扛鍋的前輩,是不是真的該走了? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 1.169.215.250 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Tech_Job/M.1505302858.A.3B5.html
ForWin: 用英文說故事的用意是什麼,不懂09/13 19:56
ebb0204: 略懂略懂 這時候你就差不多該走了09/13 19:57
chifangjang: 我應該只有發生一半,我就走了09/13 19:58
susaku: 走啊 不過為何要用英文寫例子?09/13 19:58
chifangjang: 我覺得寫得很好,我看著看著一直笑09/13 19:59
jj0321: 用中文會通篇髒話吧 會不舒服09/13 20:03
udtsean: 會有BCD這種同事是正常的,重點是:撇開BCD, 你認為X這個09/13 20:06
udtsean: 主管ok不ok? If ok, 繼續做,等到你不菜了,BCD就婊不動09/13 20:06
udtsean: 你了;if X 不 ok, 走人09/13 20:06
※ 編輯: risereborn (1.169.215.250), 09/13/2017 20:08:22
jonathan7988: 會不會是因為你講話喜歡夾雜英文所以被討厭09/13 20:39
james0146: 這英文有夠爛的啦!不過滿好笑的就是了,嗯啊 說真的A還09/13 20:41
james0146: 不走是為了什麼?不懂?09/13 20:41
LICENSE: 對人不對事阿 很明顯了吧?09/13 20:42
lammin: 如果我也這麼喜歡烙英文,那應該也會被排擠 09/13 20:46
wellkom: 恩,你說的對。09/13 20:54
wzmildf: you english is good good 09/13 21:13
z3939889: 我覺的還滿好笑的啊09/13 21:14
furio: 推,邊看邊笑09/13 21:25
EMU1000: 其實還蠻有創意的09/13 21:26
giantwinter: 其實 不用英文吧...09/13 22:05
deska: 彷彿身歷其境 XD 推 09/13 22:22
s860134: 很適合去拍個youtube短片,會爆 09/13 22:22
gotta: 超好笑,很有既視感。 09/13 22:37
bigtreelife: 無聊 09/13 22:50
kerorogunso: 好好笑哦 有沒有用英文怎麼會那麼傳神的八卦XDDD 09/13 23:05
kerorogunso: A好黑 是你嗎哈哈 09/13 23:06
somedoubt: 還蠻好笑的,A是你吧 09/13 23:27
wtfconk: a是那顆apple嗎...XD? 09/13 23:42
warmblue: 黑人是用nigga吧哈哈 09/13 23:54
OAVAYAVAO: 給推 09/14 00:16
kaosps2: black person question mark XDDDDDDDDDD09/14 00:19
ywbBetter: 英文用的很好,簡單扼要。待多久了?09/14 00:29
erial: 這篇和科技板的連結又是什麼?? 把apple換成wafer好了09/14 00:46
tedium: 應該是喜歡上班烙英文 所以被排擠?09/14 01:08
cia1099: 第二個issue篇我看不懂英文想表達什麼,太台式英文了09/14 03:57
rattrapante: salary沒有increase, 不能多點一個burger 09/14 05:00
Amitopho: 離職!09/14 08:26
平常上班說話都用中文啦,沒有人無聊在烙英文==,除了和國外concall。我純粹只是想 用非常蠢的英文表達當下的情境,自娛無奈的心情,雖然人家說偶爾吃點虧就是佔便宜, 但是上面被鬼遮眼,耳朵被魔神仔ㄨ住了,解釋只會變成是狡辯,我啞巴吃黃連,聽了我 的事情的大紅人前輩也嘆了一口氣說:遇到這些情況我真的也不知道該說什麼。 ※ 編輯: risereborn (1.169.101.173), 09/14/2017 09:02:39
jjwei: XD 09/14 08:43
gotozzz: 把自己心情調適到有領薪水就好了,跟他們有理說不清 09/14 11:38
anada1217: Your English hao bang bang!! 09/14 13:22
rollicking: 滿有創意的XD 09/15 00:10
ll1117: 原PO有病記得要去看醫生,我因為看不懂所以我先去看眼科惹 09/15 11:16
ll1117: 。對了,誰是apple~? 09/15 11:16