推 talewind: 我對當下教授跟課堂學生的反應有興趣，請解答 01/30 09:56
找到Reddit原帖了（原圖已被刪
https://redd.it/7sghmw
以下是節錄（鄉民腦補）經典英文對話（應該不需要翻譯吧ＸＤ
"Why is Nero a girl?"
"Why is her sword on fire?"
"What's an umu?"
"GAWDDAMN CHINESE CARTOONS REEEEEEE"
"Is it possible that King Arthur was an anime girl too, prof?"
"No, but Thomas Edison definitely had a lion head."
"And yes, Tesla can shoot electricity out of his hand obviously."
"How many times do i have to repeat myself class? Atilla the hun was granted
the sword of mars that has anti army attributes and SHE was an alien clone."
"But why does it look like rainbow popsicle, prof?"
"Go in the hall Jessica."
"Someone didn't read their Greek History obviously"
"Why is the greatest swordsman that ever exist giving me a boner?"
"It's called a fear boner. The danger is making your body want
to procreate as soon as you can."
"She was also Santa once."
感覺UMU在Reddit的人氣只僅次於JAlter wwwwwwwww
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推 fumifumi: UMU 01/30 12:10
→ prudence: UMU 01/30 12:10
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推 kning0926: MU 欺負長ID 01/30 12:11
推 llabc1000: MU 01/30 12:12
推 knight60615: 好啊我連U都沒得U了 01/30 12:14
→ mealoop: UMU 原來UMU有輸黑貞嗎? 01/30 12:15
推 sb8888: UMU 01/30 12:16
推 aptx113: UMU 01/30 12:16
推 KerFel: UMU 01/30 12:16
推 eighth: UMU 01/30 12:19
推 as7490: UMU 01/30 12:19
推 mcharuko: 教授~為什麼史上最強的劍士(指阿提拉)會讓我GGInInDer？ 01/30 12:21
→ mcharuko: 這叫恐懼勃起，你過於害怕導致你In了 01/30 12:21
推 y0707186: 嗚母湯 01/30 12:22
→ mealoop: 原來boner是這個意思啊... 01/30 12:25
推 j9145: 中文的阿提拉已經被侵略完成 01/30 12:25
推 s20116: UMU 01/30 12:28
推 hwsh60013: 好想看看他們怎麼講貞德www還有三姐妹咧 01/30 12:28
推 dokutenshi: 還是想求一下翻譯 勉強能看懂前半段而已XD 01/30 12:35
→ vythxsheep: 生物在恐懼狀態下 會急於繁衍下一代 01/30 12:37
推 wsxwsx77889: UMU 01/30 12:37
→ mealoop: 跟吊橋效應同樣的概念 01/30 12:44
推 sonia501: UMU 01/30 12:51
推 a760981: 貞德會出現亞莉亞的版本 01/30 12:51
推 Beantownfan: UMU 01/30 12:57
推 alexcy: UMU 01/30 12:57
推 choush: 這是基於生物的生存本能 01/30 13:29
推 oGsMvP: UMU 01/30 13:30
→ whhw: 求翻譯... 01/30 13:53
推 michael71206: UMU 01/30 14:05
推 Shin722: 為什麼被認為是中國卡通啊..日本動畫有那麼不有名喔？ 01/30 14:09
→ alan99: 原文推文有人解釋，CHINESE CARTOONS相當於我們這邊把動畫 01/30 14:11
→ alan99: 說成卡通的意思 01/30 14:11
→ alan99: 「我知道UBW，是一部很多宅男愛看的卡通對吧」這種感覺XD 01/30 14:15
→ Phoebe702: UMU! UMU!!! 尼祿最高！ 01/30 14:35
推 usoko: UMU 01/30 14:55
推 prudence: 話說回來尼祿為啥要推UMU啊 XD? 01/30 15:04
推 lungyu: 她的口癖啊 UMU! 01/30 15:25
→ prudence: 難怪找不到 UMU XDD 01/30 15:26
推 abcdeffg: UMU大概就是我們說的"喔""唷" 01/30 15:38
→ abcdeffg: 要請日文比較厲害的人解說一下UMU怎麼翻比較好 01/30 15:38
推 prudence: 擬聲詞嘛?苦笑 01/30 15:41
推 RX11: 就呼姆吧 照音翻就行了 01/30 15:46
推 nija: 唔姆哀哉 01/30 15:48
推 ma0294596: 這是個人的口癖吧 超可愛的 01/30 15:49
推 indiroia: waifu=二次元老婆 01/30 15:50
推 ElsaKing: 翻中文應該比較像“嗯”吧 01/31 18:22