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本肥有一個朋友 常常在看美劇 交一些外國人當朋友 最近重返大學讀外文系 之後講話都開始假鬼假怪 明明在台灣的中文環境講話卻怪腔怪調 他都跟大家說他中文退步了 講不太粗乃 我就想說 幫他一把 讓他更像老外 大家一人推一句假ABC用語 我先:牙牙牙! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 111.82.68.40 (臺灣) ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/WomenTalk/M.1608088666.A.856.html
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jameshcm: check it out! 12/16 11:32
orzzz: i don't car 12/16 11:38
Siegfried921: 我比較怕會講總total、確可、康轟的辦公室長輩 12/16 11:40
Dirk3: 樓上笑死 12/16 11:42
mono5566: how do you turn this on 12/16 11:43
vic9503: 上次聽到副理說總total差點笑出來 12/16 11:49
egg87: 辦公室長輩有口吃是不行逆 12/16 11:50
LiveInNow: 開頭要先說阿M 12/16 11:53
Levesque: 一直oops oops 12/16 11:54
Levesque: you know you know 12/16 11:55
chocopoodle: sup 12/16 12:06
pzhao: 我比較常聽到主管說command 12/16 12:11
huangsc36: so sad~ 12/16 12:13
chith: 以前工作的隔壁部門主管,英文超破爛但很喜歡講order 12/16 12:13
chith: 例如:我oredr我的部下作事怎樣怎樣的 12/16 12:13
aoikimi: 花痴阿噗 12/16 12:18
O300: haha 12/16 12:28
jameshcm: 比較常聽到 aye, aye, sir! 12/16 12:28
dcshoecousa: 時不時Yap 12/16 12:33
JC83: hehehe 12/16 12:35
jeff60720000: is that a Supra? 12/16 12:36
irene160: ya ya ok fine good alright you know like well 12/16 12:37
everyheart25: 你要再佛克斯這個瑞們嫩斯去做確可的動作 12/16 12:44
DMGA: Tequila 12/16 12:45
easybluea: 不easy 12/16 12:46
L0i9a0r: come on man 12/16 12:49
lefthander22: 不管講什麼,記得雙手食指中指勾兩下 “ “ ,假 12/16 12:50
lefthander22: 掰屬性加滿 12/16 12:50
blackkeys: 尼哥都愛說 do ya understand what I’m sayin? 12/16 12:53
ToastBen: https://i.imgur.com/secDAs4.jpg 12/16 12:53
ozozoyy: 我 縫一下 12/16 12:54
ozozoyy: ㄎㄤˇ 12/16 12:54
lewisk: may sure gun more 12/16 12:56
eubrooke: OH MY GAWD~~~ 12/16 13:00
fy400: 嗨海 12/16 13:08
horin: 你各位啊~ 12/16 13:08
Qfierui: 笑死 YO YO YO 12/16 13:08
veas: 食指中指比“” 真的看了翻白眼,尤其沒事就用! 12/16 13:13
chiz2: Ikea/Costco/Walmart/Target 12/16 13:13
a0958973226: watz up 12/16 13:20
aigret: what's up man 12/16 13:21
JasonIm: may show gun more? 12/16 13:22
leeeeelly: you know ok? 12/16 13:23
smalltalker: May show gun more? 12/16 13:24
honeycandy: you know.... 12/16 13:28
Freeven: yo mama 12/16 13:29
bluelife21: 6樓說完會有汽車發動的聲音 12/16 13:42
mhhe: 台灣很多歌手唱歌都假abc腔調啊 「我不知dao」 「我de東shi 12/16 13:47
mhhe: 」 12/16 13:47
Aquarius126: 尾音加個peko 12/16 13:52
awerte: cheese steak jimmy’s 12/16 13:52
sanadayasu: dude 12/16 13:58
sucherng: 常常說我中文不好,其實英文更不好…… 12/16 14:10
bigbigming: well~ 12/16 14:16
abc89664k: 最討厭我媽說 賴手機 12/16 14:19
y30048: sup bro, how is going 12/16 14:23
Baitman: quote 手勢 12/16 14:28
a44101234: 我有很大的cock 12/16 14:30
yang122: paper、presentation、comment、feedback 12/16 14:32
Eric9487: you know i say~ 12/16 14:35
jungogo: u know 12/16 14:35
ww6110: 嗨賴嗨賴 12/16 14:38
kkooptt2: skr~~~ 12/16 14:46
alshahwani: nah 12/16 14:52
demon444: how da o 12/16 14:55
zapzone: Anyway 12/16 14:57
azdc: u know 12/16 15:03
LuciusMalfoy: 暗自sad 12/16 15:09
wih512: Peko 12/16 15:19
ciikaow: 洗勒哈嘍? 12/16 15:24
FiveSix911: 這個欸蒂爾不錯 拿去kobe 12/16 15:27
uqice2: double con鳳 12/16 15:30
reuentahlv: Drink water 500莫喔 12/16 15:34
wtfconk: cancer 12/16 15:45
jodie0115: 總偷頭笑惹哈哈 12/16 15:50
danielhsu88: you know what 12/16 15:52
aether982: you know~ wow~ 12/16 15:53
y0099: “一起share” 到底「分享」有多難講要被替換@@ 12/16 16:07
tomshen: 最討厭老闆把取消唸成癌症..... cancel 12/16 16:08
WTFboom: What’s your favorite sea of seven seas? 12/16 16:15
WTFboom: The pusSEA 12/16 16:15
astroflyer: like like like 12/16 16:54
sapii: 以前聽校長講幾爬線的時候有驚訝到... 12/16 16:57
donboonic: aye ya ya~~~ 12/16 17:13
bmcqyll: 當然是yaya怪啊 12/16 17:23
fish030: ahoy ahoy 12/16 17:34
vintage0224: don’t give a shit 12/16 17:50
phoenix0710: pekopeko 12/16 17:50
haehae311444: you know 12/16 17:51
speed364: fine fine fine 12/16 18:01
beumoyi: 仔細想好像沒假ABC用語? 12/16 18:12
beumoyi: 頂多講中文說的怪裡怪氣吧 12/16 18:12
beumoyi: 一聽就知道跟認真不會說的ABC不一樣 12/16 18:12
tamixavier: "I know you" 捶兩下左胸 12/16 18:15
zxc1357959: Hey hey you 12/16 18:22
runaticsora: 牙累牙累 12/16 18:30
A1pha: 康扣 12/16 18:33
esthereal: yo what's up 12/16 18:43
hydratingola: 助理 那個加購要廠商撒破一下 價格要搭波砍鳳 再伊 12/16 18:49
hydratingola: 妹兒過去給pm 12/16 18:49
ricoricoyan: 這篇讓人尷尬癌發作 12/16 18:54
typepeter: I’m good bro dude 12/16 19:05
chiz2: 100樓忠實呈現辦公室洋涇濱英文,笑死 12/16 19:06
Angelfly77: this is a book 12/16 19:21
ppopp1016: anyway 12/16 19:30
MDLOVE: What’s up 我剛下飛機 XDDD 12/16 19:32
Kaihar: 是AB”T” 12/16 19:39
conceal: any way 12/16 19:53
rukawa514: yoyoyoyo 心地背北 12/16 19:54
nan23: 硬要講even夾在中文裡 12/16 19:58
DreamerSun: double confirm 12/16 19:59
shakesper: 康縫 砍俸 搭博確可 12/16 20:07
PerFumeLove: https://i.imgur.com/IYHT0ei.jpg 12/16 20:23
SouthRa: right? 12/16 20:27
lingerptt: 是在哈囉, hello , 停止使用美國中文吧 12/16 20:27
rattrapante: 比較握屎 12/16 20:31
lnc0903: 康轟是叫你回家嗎? 12/16 21:01
Siegfried921: 回樓上,原文是confirm 12/16 21:20
andrew5106: 蘇趴洽透time—— 12/16 21:25
rrrrr123: 吃東西妖加ysg 12/16 21:40
acerhp: anyway..... 12/16 21:44
ul6na: You know 12/16 21:44
chasegirl: Peko peko 12/16 22:15
meilovejane: sorry about that 12/16 22:45
yoonyoon: ㄎㄤˇ縫,cost down 12/16 22:52
rainwen: 用歪果仁的口音說中文 譬如小癟傘 12/16 23:02
ero7728: hey guys 12/16 23:04
goallessdraw: 我愛blah blah blah算嗎? 12/16 23:05
MissSpring: what??? 12/16 23:21
lmyunn: dears all 12/17 00:31
baby86325: 這個主題你先ㄙㄜˇ費一下 等等討論 12/17 01:15
baby86325: 哎一古 c8 shake it 12/17 01:17
bigmao: say my name~ 12/17 03:05
drinkmywater: 醫院主治100%中英夾雜☹ 12/17 07:43
alex514103: 這個是佛王小姐的資料 12/17 09:37
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Nokia5269: 樓上佛王小姐莫名戳中笑點哈哈哈哈 12/17 12:15
KMT42689: FAQ 12/17 13:38
Cow155115: 唷 Bro 12/17 13:42
eshan0831: what was the reason 12/17 15:08
LIN810116: me no speak English 12/17 15:49
Joyeeee: JK 12/17 16:53
limite12: 總total 12/18 00:22
sin0429: if you 墊墊 nobody say you欸狗 12/18 00:30
abc41327: Gosh~~別ㄇㄜㄇㄜ了 12/18 01:43
eubrooke: yea / who care (還少加s) 04/21 08:54