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猜一猜, 如何用"中出"造一個句子,同時有兩個意思? 一群豬中出了一隻連剩文 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 114.27.147.213 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1410580360.A.328.html
cancooc: 真有水準 09/13 11:56
XD9527XD: 好吧 我笑了 我是網軍 09/13 11:59
revony: XD 09/13 12:09
pttblabla: …………… 09/13 12:10
tpc263322: 哈哈 09/13 12:11
ryanfang79: 不爭氣的笑了 09/13 12:26
bethere: XD 09/13 12:31
koreaeatshit: XDDDD 09/13 12:43
r19891991: 嘴角不爭氣的失守了 09/13 12:47
zsxzsx: XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 12:48
zxc8424: 有畫面 09/13 12:49
amy29585028: 兩種意思都很好笑 09/13 12:51
snakeh89232: 靠XDDDD 09/13 12:52
ryan60115: XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 12:53
lajji: XD 09/13 12:53
u09800158: 天龍國都快變天篷國了 09/13 12:53
detective62: XDD 09/13 12:53
Drunken5566: 吱吱崩潰了XDDDDDD 09/13 12:57
k33536: XD 09/13 13:01
kaitokid1214: 蛆蛆崩潰了XDDDDDD 09/13 13:01
formosa90: .. 09/13 13:02
howhowyaya: 105分 09/13 13:03
jjalu: 吱吱崩潰了XDDDDDD 09/13 13:04
Eloye: 吱吱崩潰了xdddddddddddddddddd 09/13 13:05
Eloye: e04鍵盤按太快,反串失拜 09/13 13:06
pandada: 超靠杯XDDD 09/13 13:09
a1030400: 哈哈 09/13 13:10
fghj142: 強 09/13 13:13
maplceak: XD 09/13 13:13
oopsj: 哈哈 09/13 13:14
Lavchi: 09/13 13:16
CO0CO0: 會爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 13:16
woajw: XDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 13:16
TKSHADE: 哈哈哈… 09/13 13:17
gwalojj: 689要瘋了 09/13 13:18
taogc: 吱吱崩潰了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 13:21
Beanoodle: 蛙操是對穿腸阿 09/13 13:23
※ 編輯: Poke5566 (114.27.147.213), 09/13/2014 13:23:35
gman1975: 哈哈哈哈…超讚!!! 09/13 13:24
kuma5566: 下面還要加註 連勝文(左一) 09/13 13:26
powilliam: XDDD 09/13 13:28
SweetLee: 推可憐的豬 09/13 13:29
yayolovehyde: XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 13:29
ttt010233: XDDDDDD 09/13 13:30
aristoteles: 人中出呂布 馬中出赤兔 豬中出剩文 09/13 13:31
BradPittLung: XDDDD 09/13 13:32
atbb: 快對下聯 09/13 13:35
sediments: 想了兩秒 會爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 13:37
evilture: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 13:41
pttnews: 馬中出英九 09/13 13:42
Kinliu: 馬中出英九 09/13 13:42
evildark: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 13:43
aids1234: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 13:45
lunqun35: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 13:45
Octopuster: 馬中出鷹九 豬中出聖文 09/13 13:50
farseer7: XDDDDDD 09/13 13:53
phoenixzro: 勝文梗有點膩.......沒辦法畢竟是勝文 09/13 13:54
MagicAustin: XDDDD 09/13 13:55
ntic: 我笑點真低 xdd 09/13 13:58
nogardercas: XDD 09/13 13:59
brian455461: 哈哈 09/13 13:59
Alexi519: 他媽的太屌了~~可是她還是會當選..台灣沒救了 09/13 13:59
celine1234: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 14:06
as62234: XDDDDDDD 09/13 14:11
tingjj: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDD 09/13 14:18
cuiudshaos: 爛梗居笑了 可是 我真不爭氣 09/13 14:26
cuiudshaos: 惡 09/13 14:26
nogoodlaugh: .........笑了 09/13 14:27
wt5665: 厲害 09/13 14:28
tedptt: 恭祝天蓬元帥就任 09/13 14:28
rock0077: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 14:29
crazytaxi123: 恭喜天蓬大元帥 09/13 14:31
weslekkg: XD 09/13 14:33
y0707186: 歧義句 09/13 14:37
Cruel2: XD 09/13 14:40
thejackys: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 14:41
ilikekiki: 太神啦 09/13 14:43
Kreen: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 14:43
rosseforp113: 厲害 09/13 14:43
zipi: 好詩好詩~ 09/13 14:47
orz: 這就是中文的奧妙!!!! 09/13 14:49
jack990568: 崩潰不了,太好笑了XDDDDD 09/13 14:50
trtc: 靠背,我大笑了 09/13 14:56
dorachen69: 不要這樣啦 09/13 15:01
spb330212: 吱吱崩潰了XDDDDDDD 09/13 15:02
coolzip: 強耶~~ 09/13 15:06
rty4455: 太強大了!!!!!!! 09/13 15:07
Zeitgeist: !!!!! 09/13 15:08
wert184: XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 15:09
herboy: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 15:15
jaguars33: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~ 09/13 15:18
engineer1: 這才是笑話阿!!! 09/13 15:24
ahinetn123: 吱吱崩潰了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 15:27
iolefe: XD 09/13 15:32
menb: 勝文梗在JOKE版殺騙天下無敵手 09/13 15:33
pololo61201: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 15:35
e1q3z9c7: XD 09/13 15:36
mitsurino: 髒髒der 09/13 15:38
chachameow: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 15:41
athpro700: XD 09/13 15:43
FinnF: 靠背啊XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 15:44
xlpuppet: 笑了 09/13 15:46
syusin: 天蓬國 09/13 15:46
ray90910: 吱吱崩潰啦XDDDDDDDD 09/13 15:48
abcdeffg: 吱吱崩潰了QQ 09/13 15:51
sinfe: 太強了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 15:52
transforman: 爆 09/13 15:55
ww: 有笑有推 09/13 15:56
slfo: XDDD 09/13 15:58
x0138774: 只能給推.. 09/13 15:59
a775126: XDDD 09/13 16:01
wwjd198323: 爆 09/13 16:20
ja11s4o1n7: 比羅有水準多了 09/13 16:23
a123a456a123: 1大贏特贏 09/13 16:27
HornyDragon: 幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 16:32
donfen: XDDD 09/13 16:39
horse2819: 神手啊... 09/13 16:41
pipatel2008: http://ppt.cc/OX~5 有圖 09/13 16:42
s0857168: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 16:44
n810516: WTF 09/13 16:52
loveinmars: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 16:54
m791226: 笑了 09/13 16:55
zu07611: XDDDD 09/13 16:55
allenhsu1234: 太神啦!!!!!! 09/13 16:56
strike5566: 吱吱崩潰了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 16:57
x09285006: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 16:57
ra21844: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 17:04
asdfgh0920: 幹 這群豬真不挑 09/13 17:05
j820601: 太猛了 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 17:08
style810335: 夠厲害XDDDD 09/13 17:09
oue: 有點過頭了... 09/13 17:11
wayne3611qwe: 你贏了XDDDD 09/13 17:11
ToneToneTone: XDDDDD 09/13 17:16
spirits: XDDDDDD 09/13 17:17
god419: XDDDDDDD 09/13 17:22
fueetf: XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 17:27
jerry6799: 哈哈XDDDD 09/13 17:28
Workforme: XDDDDDDDD 09/13 17:35
li143: 太神啦 09/13 17:43
jacky7987: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDDDD 09/13 17:46
winner27: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 17:47
eggnivia: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 17:50
tgb5566: XDDDDDDD 09/13 18:00
biteyouoh: 好強 09/13 18:01
deadangel111: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 18:03
vermilion: 華安!!! 是你嗎????????????? 09/13 18:04
W55621: 推爆!!! 吱吱崩潰了XDDDDDD 09/13 18:07
ck12: XDDDDDDDD 09/13 18:08
aaqqqq1: XD 09/13 18:08
whyhsu: XD 09/13 18:09
xx52002: 吱吱崩潰了XDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 18:20
joumay: 一群豬表示: 我們也會為國捐精的!!! 09/13 18:22
rumei0213: XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 18:23
windcloud27: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 18:38
sorcxnegi: 幹! 這太強了XD 09/13 18:39
shadleheart: 覺得厲害 09/13 18:40
bgh16333: XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 18:49
todayistoday: 幹太好笑了XDDDD 09/13 18:55
sumikoEarl: 大推特推 神造句阿~~XDDDDD 09/13 18:57
me60714: 太屌啦!!!!!!!!'XD 09/13 19:00
qoosky: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:00
kather: 太神惹 09/13 19:04
fakertw: XDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:04
dadonus: 好厲害XDDD 09/13 19:09
RockManX8: 爛到笑了 09/13 19:12
aggressorX: 人中出呂布表示: 09/13 19:19
natsunoumi: 想了幾分鐘才想到另一個意思 有笑有推 09/13 19:30
bimmers0: 又搞豬梗!我是党工,忍俊! 09/13 19:34
waiter337: XX崩潰了 09/13 19:37
bimmers0: 造句,一群馬中出了馬英九! 09/13 19:37
johtom811113: XD 09/13 19:39
dexgaga: 呵呵 09/13 19:53
netio: 吱吱崩潰了XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:56
yannicklatte: 你贏了 09/13 20:09
winner0213: 中肯 09/13 20:13
jimmy3137: 幾爸婚 09/13 20:20
a99060510: XD 09/13 20:21
a31670323: XDDDDD 09/13 20:21
showpon: 有神快拜XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:23
liarjack5566: 太強大 09/13 20:33
kartd0001833: 推啊~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈爾濱 09/13 20:34
uhawae: 還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了 09/13 20:46
tatata: 算你厲害XD 09/13 20:49
ilanjoy: XDDD 09/13 20:53
usihega: 北爛wwwwww 09/13 21:00
wowkg21: 幹 你好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:18
miaooooooooo: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:24
EiHa: 哈哈 09/13 21:49
ray400200: 哈哈哈哈 09/13 21:53
eatshit200: 崩潰囉XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:54
bruce511239: 開放崩潰XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:57
lucifer19: 幹這篇太猛了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 22:00
amaranth5566: 不錯 09/13 22:04
lifehunter: 哇賽XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 22:36
ru486: XDDD 09/13 22:39
winner27: 你贏了 太強 XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 22:45
narcissus03: XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 22:53
muhsin: 吱吱崩潰囉XDDDDDDDDD 完美的九個D 09/13 22:57
Blackisgood: 推 09/13 23:07
j42683: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/13 23:12
Bigcookie2: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超屌 09/13 23:16
danny860430: XDDDDD 09/13 23:24
kranoawi: 太神拉! 符合時事 09/13 23:26
Repugnant: XD 09/13 23:27
FRX: XDDDD 09/13 23:39
jcto04: XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 23:42
drifthouse: XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 23:46
oceann: 煩死了有畫面 09/13 23:48
saddog: 這有強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 23:50
jk80115: 腦海有畫面啦 煩欸 09/14 00:06
w76900gary: xd 09/14 00:11
togs: 畫面太噁心怒噓 有虐待動物嫌疑 09/14 00:14
ghostl40809: 文字真是有趣啊 09/14 00:22
a90152: 不得不給推了XDDDDDD 09/14 00:23
yax504: 好可憐的豬... 09/14 00:23
jojo90320: 笑死 哈哈 09/14 00:29
pylonps: XDDDDDDDD 09/14 00:35
Raykk: 有才推 09/14 00:39
TEAJA: XDDDDDDD 09/14 00:50
jazz19860929: 甲上上上上 09/14 00:54
ac2501332: 報告將軍 嘴角已失守 09/14 00:55
ss15669659: 幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSDDDDDD 09/14 01:12
junepuff: 幹 笑瘋了 09/14 01:21
pooh03: 吱吱崩潰惹XDDDDDDDDD 09/14 01:26
christineyok: XDDDDDD 09/14 01:31
morgankhs: 神推XDDD 09/14 02:07
mikeneko: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 02:27
tp950016: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDDDDD 09/14 02:50
saitk21: 太強XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 03:44
s9006028: XD 雙關 09/14 03:47
amaranth5566: 好笑,當市長就很可笑, 09/14 07:31
mankaro: 哀 淚推 09/14 09:00
jason700t: XDD 09/14 10:02
pizip: 這樣人身攻擊真的很缺德... 09/14 10:03
battleOGC: 哈哈哈哈 09/14 10:12
sunez: 這樣哪算人身攻擊...幽默一下剛好而已 09/14 10:18
kmwace: 幽默正統用法是要"幽自己一默",換句話說就是要自嘲 09/14 10:22
kmwace: 但這個也不是人身攻擊,是超好笑的人身攻擊 09/14 10:22
cover543: 不爽就滾出花果山 也不想想自己跑來什麼地方 09/14 10:28
thisis347: 吱吱崩潰囉XDDDDDDDDD 09/14 12:16
hunter008: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 12:26
sw841103: 噗哈哈 09/14 12:55
maderfucker: 水喔 09/14 13:08
singsong0932: 好強啊! 09/14 14:02
JasonB: 哈哈哈哈 09/14 14:03
fbb123: 太神拉!!! 09/14 14:24
kkk593819: XDD 09/14 14:33
lskd: 你淫了 09/14 15:11
s1000: 0 09/14 15:29
phoenixer: 吱吱崩潰XDDDDDDDD 09/14 15:35
lovecollyi: 滿分XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 17:31
kullan: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 17:55
Zeroyeu: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd 09/14 17:58
jet113102: 我這輩子第一次看到一句話可以罵同一個人罵兩次XDDD 09/14 19:15
iloveben75: 強 09/14 20:52
watery725: 取笑他人很好笑嗎? 我是黨工我要領500 09/14 21:09
watery725: 我笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 安安我是網軍 09/14 21:10
overcame: 我是網軍,己笑 09/14 21:27
arthur05: 厲害厲害 09/14 22:43
yanis: 太強大惹 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 23:02
ck0530o: 幹xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 23:14
bio1023: 有笑 09/14 23:51
ayaerika: XD 09/14 23:52
yocoming: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:41
ewjfd: 笑出來 09/15 00:42
hoyo123: 嘴角失守 09/15 01:55
williebm: 笑了XD 09/15 09:10
ifpenislong: 對穿腸快出對子對死他! 09/15 10:12
h760221: XDDDDDD 09/15 10:18
shnn217: 大大實在強大啊 09/15 10:36
ilove0280: XDDDDDDDD 09/15 10:44
k7881683: 滿分啊~~~ 09/15 10:52
math79: 強耶~~~ 09/15 12:38
PolinHuang: xddddddddddddddddddddd 09/15 13:17
yonderknight: 吱吱崩潰了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 18:25
giannie: XD 09/15 20:10
chu0309: 太好笑了XDDDDDDDD 09/15 22:00
andrea999: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 23:46
poiu1234: 吱吱高潮 09/16 11:41
JaeDongLee: 金排球 09/16 16:37
kazake: 藍八趴哭哭 09/16 17:18
Dick2: XDDDDD 09/17 00:46
marcus119: 這會不會出選擇題阿 哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/17 01:41
lbowlbow: 兩重意義上都正確呢… 09/17 13:42
compass9981: 幾爸昏 09/24 01:24
CherryVoe: 高手 10/30 21:47