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Hsiao Ming has a cute puppy named Laifu~ He's so proud of his dog , and often walks the dog on the town. One day , a kid tried to feed Laifu with chocolate. Hsiao Ming was in fury and yelled at the kid . Hsiao Ming : Don't do that !!! Hsiao Ming : It's my Laifu !!!!!!!!!!!! Hsiao Ming : It's now or never ~~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 61.224.172.246 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1425837164.A.CB8.html ※ 編輯: RunRun5566 (61.224.172.246), 03/09/2015 01:52:56
partytonight: Bon jovi - it's my life 03/09 02:42
frank966705: I ain't gonna live forever... 03/09 03:02
jason880331: 爛到笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 03:03
thejackys: XDDDD 03/09 03:12
Falagar: Laifu:I ain't gonna live forever 03/09 04:08
nnnino: XDDDDDDDD 03/09 04:35
heacoun: 幹腦中有沙啞聲音啦XD 03/09 04:36
shaoyunglee: 我笑出來了啦,可惡! 03/09 04:37
Ommmmmm5566: I just want to live while I'm alive 03/09 04:40
king883139: 可惡 後勁好強 XD 03/09 04:52
sofine89: 哈哈哈哈 03/09 05:49
hareluyac: My heart is like open highway 03/09 06:05
hareluyac: Like Frenky said I did it my way 03/09 06:06
hareluyac: I just wanna live I alive 03/09 06:06
hareluyac: 乾 我居然都還記得 03/09 06:06
jasonliu0105: it's~~my~~life 蹬蹬 03/09 07:12
m2488663: 燈燈燈燈~ 燈~ 03/09 07:20
js9650611: 靠腰XD 03/09 07:32
tom606f4: 奇怪我有戴耳機嗎 03/09 07:38
ssskav: 老了 笑出來了 可惡... 03/09 07:45
chilichu: 煩欸XDDDD 03/09 07:45
ubike5566: 蹬蹬~~等燈燈燈~燈~~ 03/09 07:52
tupacshkur: XDDDDDD 03/09 07:52
iamgyfan: 03/09 07:54
cicada930614: 登登XD 03/09 07:55
pengjoker: is my life! 03/09 08:13
airawesu: ! 03/09 08:27
Okamoto003: XDDDDDD 03/09 08:38
DOGGYBEAR: 馬的有聲書XDDDDD 03/09 08:54
kxakxa1214: 有聲音XD 03/09 08:57
FaySan7: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/09 09:00
noitcidda: Laifu:I ain't gonna live forever 神接啊XDDDDD 03/09 09:05
mongduo: 歌詞還打錯 03/09 09:13
z8523864: 這篇有聲音呀! 03/09 09:17
RockManX8: XDD 03/09 09:19
johnbbo: 直接唱出來XDD 03/09 09:19
DDJwolf: 噹噹 打啦噹噹 03/09 09:20
soisgod: 原來是小明啊 我還以為是小明 03/09 09:23
star227: 跟蹦蹦包有異曲同工之妙www 03/09 09:34
EraKing: 主角其實是Hsiao Bon 03/09 09:36
kaimai: ...靠杯 03/09 09:40
hsinchen: 笑翻XD 03/09 09:42
windrops: 乾 廢到笑 03/09 09:43
jeremytsai: 幹快笑死XD 03/09 09:45
xyzpdq951753: 我腦中有旋律XDD 03/09 09:45
cccon1ine: XD 真的老了... 03/09 09:46
dontaskme: This is the song for the broken-heart 03/09 09:47
Bboykeyes: 猛 03/09 09:52
kuloincorner: 上課笑不停 03/09 09:53
KerryKing: 完全沒笑 03/09 09:56
kami777: 鋪梗鋪那麼長 爛耶XDDD 03/09 09:59
owlman: 跟著金胖噓 03/09 10:01
jason700t: 等!等! it's my laifu~ 03/09 10:03
SilentBob: 邦喬飛!!!! 我以為是常威和來福的梗 03/09 10:04
DJony: 幹,快跟著笑,以免人家以為我們不懂這是邦喬飛的梗!! 03/09 10:05
YDYD: XDD 03/09 10:07
Zeroyeu: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 10:08
Zeroyeu: 我的來福!~~~~~~~ 現在就是永遠.... 03/09 10:08
chad60711: 只有我想到的是Combichrist的歌吧XD 03/09 10:12
nichaellin: XD 03/09 10:21
yo520ding: 爛到笑xD 03/09 10:24
MIMI40334: 乾有笑有推 03/09 10:36
VoyagerKid: 乾,優秀!XD 03/09 10:44
kkkysc: 爛到笑XDD 03/09 10:44
singsing1130: 哈哈有養一隻來福給推 03/09 10:45
JACK19920102: 笑不出來 03/09 10:46
gjo3gjo3gjo3: XDDDD 03/09 10:47
korsg: 靠北XD 03/09 10:52
thankyoualot: 爛到笑XDDD 03/09 10:53
zxcv157: 沒笑 03/09 10:54
fghfghfhg: 笑到吐 03/09 11:03
milker: What happened? 03/09 11:05
APM99: ?? 03/09 11:05
poiu1234: 0 03/09 11:07
t29326601: :) 03/09 11:09
dinokao123: 哈哈哈 好聽欸 03/09 11:10
Jassss: 幹 超爛XDDDD 03/09 11:11
Rcosilamtnhz: 快推 免得人家以為我英文不好 03/09 11:32
wilson6531: 不小心跟著唱了… 03/09 11:32
lunqun35: 不錯XD 03/09 11:40
CCandyMan05: 幹XD 03/09 11:48
featherable: I saw Chang-Wei hurt Laifu that night 03/09 11:51
k33536: 看推文才知道笑點QQ 03/09 11:54
jcto04: 推Bon Jovi XDD 03/09 11:56
DMW9527: Don't do that !!! 蹬蹬 It's my life~~~ 03/09 11:58
briangd2s: ?? 03/09 12:05
opq45467852: 改成等等會比較好 03/09 12:12
kikitcc: 大笑XDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 12:15
trigavse: 不 好 笑 03/09 12:21
danielCH: 邊看邊唸順眼爆笑 03/09 12:22
alan1943: 還不錯啊 幹 嘴角忍不住上揚 03/09 12:24
Bboykeyes: 舖梗哪裡長…英文閱讀有障礙嗎 03/09 12:24
klandakuei: 幹有聲音! 03/09 12:26
ray840924: 推 03/09 12:26
bernon: so boring 03/09 12:35
pa7711201: 幹 我居然跟著唱 03/09 12:36
ksc042495: XDDD 03/09 12:39
dageegee: 不好笑啊 03/09 12:58
nerv3890: 三小 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 13:03
everfree: 太強啦!!!!!!! 03/09 13:04
fantasyF: 爛到笑出來XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 13:05
Op53: 超好笑好不好XDDDDD 03/09 13:07
weijames999: 推 後勁猛 03/09 13:08
AirPenguin: 有夠難笑 03/09 13:10
angrd: 我第一次知道PTT也可以上傳音訊 XDDDD 03/09 13:21
JOHNJJ: 依次賣來福~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/09 13:25
as830402: 這笑話怎麼受得料 03/09 13:41
ben3683: XDDF 03/09 13:53
a99060510: XD 03/09 13:56
lucas7891011: 真的超級好笑 03/09 13:57
tdtb12: 不錯 03/09 13:57
vance6313: 不好笑 03/09 13:59
AFIAC: 推一下,免得別人以為我不懂英文 03/09 14:15
LuvFermmin: 有好笑到XD 03/09 14:16
twofish: 有梗推 03/09 14:21
to3906: 舖那麼長的梗XD 03/09 14:22
vrtyhs: 有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDD 03/09 14:37
tiramisu44: 幹 後勁有 笑死 03/09 14:37
overcame: 友聲音 03/09 15:22
web946719: 前面梗鋪太長了啦 03/09 15:26
ironlaw: 浪費時間 一點也不好笑 03/09 15:27
mh2ant: 笑了啦 03/09 15:30
svbike: 聽到旋律啦 03/09 15:33
henryokc: 經典回顧 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t23i5lTQeTs 03/09 15:37
stormsnow: 你是在釣老人嗎XDDD 03/09 15:40
fly0609: 幹 超靠北XD 03/09 15:50
vc15008: 幹哈哈哈 03/09 15:53
WhyThe: XDDD 03/09 15:55
JOJOttt: 好啦有笑..XD 03/09 16:07
longwei: hahahaha 03/09 16:18
dy1003: 哈哈哈 依斯~賣~Laifu 03/09 16:18
yushenglu: 0分 03/09 16:29
twodollar: 笑了 03/09 16:36
LTBYT: 喔 03/09 16:38
tonyhsu0822: 有聲音 03/09 16:42
rainy72862: 音效不錯 03/09 16:52
nvalue: XDDDD 03/09 16:54
Fireis556: 無聊 03/09 17:03
PINKs: IT'S MY LIFE 03/09 17:07
EXGA: XDDDDD 03/09 17:18
karta555182: Bon Jove XD 03/09 17:21
gold97972000: 幹....超智障XDDDDDD 這文有聲音阿 03/09 17:38
mmtiger: 幹 笑了XDDDD 03/09 17:50
ppoo1234: 來福餓了 03/09 17:50
kiki41052: 邦喬飛的老歌 這首超好聽 03/09 17:58
TheM9dada: 有創意 03/09 18:05
BleachDeath: 英文不好,看不懂,給箭頭 03/09 18:06
wommow: 恩 好笑 恩恩 03/09 18:15
pz2001: 其實沒這麼好笑…… 03/09 18:16
Wi11iam: 這不是陳致遠亞錦賽11K之歌嗎?真令人懷念啊! 03/09 18:29
sirius410440: 爛到笑 03/09 18:37
jerry85606: 不錯 03/09 19:02
goldenx5: 爛到笑哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/09 19:10
lovekangin: 有猜到... 03/09 19:33
icemachine: 乾超好笑 03/09 20:22
hsien1105: XD 03/09 20:30
Aussielover: 快笑死了~~ 被你釣到的老人一枚 03/09 20:57
Hewhoni: 標題HSAIO 內文HSIAO 用點心好嗎 03/09 21:21
Lyubov: 有笑有推 03/09 21:28
Darlingangel: 我英文很爛 可是 我竟然看懂了! 03/09 21:34
bo4117: 沒笑 03/09 21:39
kurama3419: 不懂為什麼湊個歌詞就能當笑話 03/09 22:04
rongwu0830: 哈哈哈好煩 03/09 22:15
AA000162: (  ̄□ ̄)/喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~~喔 喔~ 爪爪 (官方㊣認證) 03/09 22:19
ambitious: 這文章怎麼有聲音 03/09 22:43
yuh80929: 幹我還看得超認真XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 22:45
a81255316: 居然有聲音 03/09 22:50
s5894143: 竟然看的懂XD 03/09 22:57
rey123123: XDDDDDD 03/09 23:09
wa410489: 看到 Falag: Laifu:I ain't gonna live forever 才笑的 03/09 23:10
Leadkeita: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 23:21
egg87346: 沒梗 03/09 23:25
tovshang: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 23:31
shiroyo: 乾真的有聲音xDDD 03/09 23:38
YuTeaNe: 有聲文XD 03/09 23:44
so3355589: 廢到笑惹 03/10 00:04
crazysinger: =.= 03/10 00:15
DEVILxCAROL: 廢到笑 03/10 00:21
maybeuo: 廢到笑 03/10 00:21
boonboon2237: 登登 03/10 00:29
ToneToneTone: 煩XD 03/10 01:35
chihchin0112: 燈燈~~~~~登~登~登~登~~~~~~~~登~~~~~ 03/10 03:29
sam36388: 歌詞錯噓 03/10 04:57
rabbit321: 爆 03/10 07:50
thewaymilky: 有音效XDDD 03/10 09:12
a26730660: 有笑有推 03/10 09:13
azo611sd: XDDDDD 03/10 10:26
augnusz: 有笑有推 03/10 10:33
hsuyh: 太好笑了!!!!!好煩 03/10 11:02
emilypu: 笑到停不下來 尤其看到推文某11K紀念歌曲XDDDDD 03/10 11:15
alex920111: 害我噴飲料 03/10 13:35
arrrr: 幹超爛XDDDD 03/10 14:41
moonslight: 來朝聖啦 XDD 03/10 15:05
liu5875: 朝聖XDD 神串留名 03/10 15:20
kaworu0612: 我腦中有股旋律 03/10 16:43
HanabishiPon: 回來看第二次 XD 03/10 17:52
QCANCER: 放啥背景音樂啦 03/10 18:02
TERRY1121: 跟著唱了 @_@! 03/10 19:40
wkya: 哈哈哈哈 03/10 19:51
BearCastle: XD 03/10 19:59
wichen721: 好有後勁~~ 03/10 20:35
tc091385: 不賴啊 03/10 21:34
tomt: 有笑有推 03/10 22:12
Kreen: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 22:28
aven01: 快笑,免得別人說我們看不懂英文 03/10 23:39
hotsummer: 超白癡哈哈哈哈 03/10 23:54
d8668514260: 好廢xdd!! 03/11 01:49
TFKC5566: 梗也舖太長了 03/11 02:41
windblood: 為什麼我會聽到"蹬蹬"...XDDD 03/11 09:42
e2167471: 無言....... 03/11 11:39
superbabyer: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/11 12:46
lives084773: 幹 後勁好強 03/11 13:24
jsyunlin: 爛到好笑XDDDD 03/11 19:16
legendsaga74: 三小啦 03/11 21:01
llflly: 爛的好笑 03/11 23:01
grlie8027: 那影片唱的超好笑阿 xd 03/11 23:24
cs91358: XDDD 03/12 01:06
morrise1999: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈超猛 03/12 01:34
akirk0823: .......e04 03/12 01:39
kawaku: 廢到笑XDDDDD 03/12 04:47
oogtoo: xDDDDD 03/12 07:12
lorenzero: 已猜到 03/12 13:26
avexgroup: 快跟著笑 03/12 14:04
OLDclose: XDDDDDD 03/12 21:05
elite3010: 看名字就想到惹OAO 03/13 15:46
zed9104: 沒笑 03/14 02:16
newest: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/15 18:47
paulshain04: 超好笑的拉XDDDD 好好聽 03/15 23:46
calmershih: 廢到笑 03/16 12:02
dest04: .. 03/21 13:55
jungKK: 這也叫笑話? 03/27 13:46
jungKK: zzzzzz 03/27 13:53
dest04: 科 03/27 14:24
shenzoe: 顆 03/27 23:41
crazy38dog: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 23:46
jungKK: 平衡打擊 05/02 15:33
e1q3z9c7: 爆 05/03 09:29
CliffHsieh: 幹三小推 05/08 00:08
jungKK: 平衡打擊 06/02 11:06
e1q3z9c7: 爆啊! 06/06 13:29
jungKK: 平衡打擊 10/14 18:00
e1q3z9c7: 爆啦 10/15 12:22
FeiWenKing: 自己開分身推是怎樣 08/30 00:18
e1q3z9c7: ? 09/05 15:26
DumDumGenius: 友情推 11/02 11:59
PyRubyJavaC: 很棒 有人在亂噓 12/22 17:46