噓 alchemi: 爛 08/04 17:27
※ 引述《arsl400 (dark hatter)》之銘言：
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: 三字經 （英文版 - 絕頂翻譯）
: 人之初， At the beginning of life,
: 性本善。 sex is good.
: 性相近， Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
: 習相遠。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
: 茍不教， If you do not practice all the time,
: 性乃遷。 sex will leave you.
: 教之道， During the way of learning it,
: 貴以專。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
: 昔孟母， Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
: 擇鄰處。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
: 子不學， She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,
: 斷機杼。 your dick will become useless and broken."
: 竇燕山， A famous person called Dou,
: 有義方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
: 教五子， All his five sons took it,
: 名俱揚。 then their sexual ability became well-known.
: 養不教， If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,
: 父之過。 it is all the father's fault.
: 教不嚴， If they have lots of problems in doing it,
: 師之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
: 子不學， If you refuse to learn sex,
: 非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
: 幼不學， If you don't learn it in childhood,
: 老何為。 you will lose your ability when aged.
: 玉不琢， If you don't exercise your dick,
: 不成器。 it won't become hard and strong.
: 人不學， People who don't learn sex,
: 不知義。 their life will become meaningless. (hot88.net)
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