推 ww: 靠 她是出生就當板主喔 07/29 21:53
推 weRfamily: XD 07/29 22:21
噓 rfvthb: 你也應該先去當十年板主再來 07/29 22:56
噓 limoncool: 工三小 07/29 23:27
噓 swan: 他到底欠你多少錢？ 07/30 00:00
噓 malala: = = 07/30 00:22
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he
turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who had ever been a board moderator for more than ten years.
and was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What
would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a
horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear
power when you don't know s**t?"
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※ 編輯: citydog (123.192.222.18), 07/29/2016 21:44:29