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1. Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow forever. 2. What was Bin Laden's favorite NFL team? The New York Jets. 3. The Pentagon is now a triangle. 4. "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "911." "911 who?" "You said you'd never forget." 5. Americans are so bad at League of Legends because they can't defend the towers. 6. Q: What is world most efficient airline? A: American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15...be in your office in New York 8:48! -- 這真的不對 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 111.251.141.240 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1485626259.A.FB3.html
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hanknine: 也…… 01/29 02:08
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jeanstorm: ...蛋 01/29 02:38
Haemoglobin: 塔 01/29 02:49
iceman8010: 滑... 01/29 02:51
lajji: 蛋... 01/29 02:53
pastnow: 餅 01/29 02:57
Binomial5566: 乾 01/29 03:02
allen90421: 皮 01/29 03:03
tw2000: 卡 01/29 03:06
GOFEN: 撐.... 01/29 03:08
ether4615: 大 01/29 03:11
jefflien8: 看不懂1 2跟6有夠靠北 01/29 03:12
en9515: 雞 01/29 03:13
bt022: 掰 01/29 03:15
andy095722: 巴.... 01/29 03:16
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b622llk15: 下 01/29 03:20
tony1654321: 流 01/29 03:22
mjsie: 連 01/29 03:23
windcloud27: 1是說美國人一直消費911嗎? 01/29 03:25
PLS1312: 5也是夠靠北 01/29 03:30
gghost1002: 聖 01/29 03:39
pourquoidonc: 文 01/29 03:39
lunqun35: 6最猛 01/29 03:50
childbutters: 昌 01/29 03:55
cc02040326: 5也很壞 01/29 04:19
cielcrosss: 會被殺喔 01/29 05:52
ltameion: 1看不懂?求解 01/29 06:10
rareone: 1是諷刺美國人把911當乳牛 從中榨取好處 01/29 06:48
waterfully: 有點毒啊 01/29 06:55
space20021: 斷 01/29 07:12
STARKWANG: 5很好笑 01/29 07:38
ckgjeff1990: 不可質疑我大TSM 01/29 07:46
uhawae: 還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了 01/29 08:37
feeder5566: 超級嘴欸ww 01/29 08:37
siyow: ....... 01/29 08:54
GGinler: 2賓拉登愛jet 噴射機 01/29 08:58
GGinler: 3看不懂 01/29 08:59
pigfist1113: 應該是五角大廈減雙子星變成三角形吧 01/29 09:03
s094155: 我猜3是五角大廈被撞成三角形 01/29 09:06
neverli: 五角大廈被撞成三角形的意思啦 01/29 09:11
LoveBea: 唉 01/29 09:29
airawesu: 究極地獄高速列車 01/29 09:31
yangs0618: 4呢 01/29 10:19
JustOCD: ………… 01/29 10:21
trenteric: 這是地獄高鐵啦~ 看不懂第3點… 01/29 10:24
trenteric: 4是一個很無聊的遊戲 可以去估狗knock knock game 01/29 10:25
hg20214: 地獄列車 01/29 10:27
mmmmmO: 有很地獄嗎? 01/29 10:36
nainaiyo: Umm… 01/29 10:49
HC683150: 爽 01/29 10:55
asxu31: 趕快看的懂,不然別人以為我不推 01/29 10:57
icou: 幹這真的會下地獄..... 01/29 11:09
jindidi0704: 5跟6好糟啊XDDDD 01/29 11:14
cathy830904: 超嘴w 01/29 11:18
chi12345678: 4有一種病嬌感............ 01/29 11:23
GivemeApen: 講中文啦幹 01/29 12:20
cygnusx123: 6好糟糕阿... 01/29 12:23
ImCasual: 野 01/29 12:29
sorasp777: 反詐騙 01/29 12:38
AFIAC: 先推 免得別人以為我不懂英文 01/29 12:45
tony77998: 6的office XDDDD 01/29 12:47
kevin5603: 5很好笑 01/29 13:17
mcnightcc: 我會下地獄 01/29 13:35
Yehho: 笑了 01/29 13:45
Kyrieisme: 看不懂啊~ 01/29 14:00
darkskyaa: 5超好笑 01/29 14:03
Audien: 5也太賤 哈哈 01/29 14:15
lovingyou: 1是乳牛和911的不同處是,美國人無法永遠消費乳牛 01/29 14:16
huanshon0615: 幹超~靠北 01/29 14:34
ckjonathan: 五角大廈的不太懂 01/29 14:58
VincentKung: 第六點超ㄉㄧㄤ 01/29 15:02
li143: 五笑死 再一年、再一年! 01/29 15:03
wild5566: 五跟六太靠杯了吧 01/29 15:11
tree85: 5笑翻 01/29 15:16
jason2015: 地獄列車…… 01/29 15:40
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Brabus700G: 拿這件事情來開玩笑 01/29 18:55
y35246357468: 下地獄囉~ 01/29 19:59
Schilling: 很糟糕! 01/29 19:59
kerkerp: 我覺得4比較酸吧 01/29 21:17
howgain: 推 01/29 21:32
xt998811: 這可以下地獄了吧 01/29 22:23
TwitchGod: 好久沒笑這麼久惹XD 01/30 01:09
Sha1377: 5XDDDDDD 01/30 01:49
chunyo0229: 下地獄嘍 01/30 02:08
edison9311: 這真的不對 01/30 03:00
BaRroNH: ... 01/30 12:26
blackwind910: http://i.imgur.com/c4qfCUo.jpg 01/30 14:51
cerberi: XD 01/30 15:12
tatata: 6.... 01/30 15:14
namelessSZY: ... 01/30 15:45
PhySeraph: 坐穩了……… 01/31 06:44
qd6590: 4超好笑XD 地獄見 01/31 11:11
Brabus700G: 快爆了 01/31 11:31
yonderknight: 地獄呀... 01/31 15:49
lbowlbow: 地獄笑話集啊…… 02/02 14:41
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