[笑話] 豆漿店老闆 (填問卷發P幣)

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標題[笑話] 豆漿店老闆 (填問卷發P幣)

時間Tue Feb 6 22:01:51 2018

昨天,老婆大人指派我去豆漿店買早餐. 我問老闆說："老闆 ,有沒有燒餅油條?" 老闆說："燒餅油條賣光了,只有聖誕餅." 我說："聖誕節還沒到,就開始賣聖誕餅?..." 老闆回答："不是聖誕餅,是只有剩下蛋餅." 好吧 !只剩蛋餅,就蛋餅吧! 我再問老闆："老闆 ,有沒有冰豆漿?" 老闆說："冰豆漿也賣光了,歡樂的好不好?" "喔??豆漿還有歡樂的?!…" 老闆些許不悅了："先生,我是說換熱的,我國以有這麼差嗎?…" "好吧 !熱的就熱的,也來兩杯." 把豆漿交給我,老闆悶悶的補了一句："會積陰德的!" 哇哩咧 … 我努力想了很久,終於放棄 ,小心地問："老闆!喝你們的豆漿 ,還會積陰德喔?!…" 老闆這下真的火了："先生,我好心告訴你,我們的豆漿是非基因的,您是不是隔壁早餐店派來亂的?…" ****************************************************** 問卷內容：旅遊部落格使用滿意度調查 https://goo.gl/forms/DzLxuIn8F7GNG4Gp2 填答條件：有瀏覽過旅遊部落格即可回饋方式：(二擇一) (限有效問卷) 1.填寫email參加抽獎，獎品為便利商店禮卷100元 2.填寫PTT帳號，每個帳號發送P幣100元(稅前) 只有300份問券的扣打，發完爲止～收集完300份後會逐一發放P幣～填答完請於問卷最後留下PTT帳號&推文喔!!!!! 非常感謝大家!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ****************************************************** 02/08 已發放完P幣，感謝大家的協助與指教~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 111.243.36.152 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1517925714.A.299.html

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