[ＸＤ] 經典饒舌爭霸戰:史帝夫厄文vs雅克庫斯托

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史帝夫·厄文
澳洲保育人士，以「鱷魚先生」聞名

雅克-伊夫·庫斯托
法國海洋學家，水肺共同發明者，2005年法國民眾投票「最偉大的法國人」中排名第9


Invented SCUBA, captained the Calypso
雅克·庫斯托發明水肺，Calypso為希臘神話中海之女神，也是雅克·庫斯托的研究船名

Palme d’Or-winning documenter of the ocean
雅克·庫斯托以海洋紀錄片在坎城影展拿下過金棕櫚獎

My Life Aquatic was adventure and beauty
I’m so cool, Bill Murray played me in the movie
電影「海海人生」(The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou)中，比爾莫瑞飾演
以雅克·庫斯托為原型的

I have Oscars! You’re in Doctor Dolittle 2!
史帝夫·厄文在怪醫杜立德2中客串過

So run back home to your daddy’s zoo!
史帝夫·厄文的動物園為他老爸創立

Were you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium?
史帝夫·厄文死於被魟魚毒針刺中 ps.我人生第一次因名人死亡而大受打擊

Have a look at this salty fella:
His face looks like it’s made of pure leather!
Look out! He’s got the body of a naked mole rat!
He’s cranky ‘cause he has to wear a Papa Smurf hat!
這裡要講的不是關於歌詞，而是EpicLLOYD簡直抓到史帝夫·厄文在節目上的動作精髓

Now embrace your French nature and quietly surrender!
法國人的投降梗

Talk about sons, better watch what you say now
You almost turned yours into Outback Mistake-house!
史帝夫·厄文曾因單手抱著兒子餵鱷魚引發爭議

There’s a type of snail, recently discovered
And named after you — I’ll eat them with butter!
有一新種蝸牛Crikey steveirwini以史帝夫·厄文與他的口頭禪為名
還玩了法國人吃蝸牛的梗

Silent World? More like Silent Worldstar!
前面提到坎城影展拿下過金棕櫚獎的紀錄片即為Silent World

When I rock the mic, I’m danger! Danger! Dangerous!
danger! Danger! Dangerous!為史帝夫·厄文在節目上知名語句之一

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