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我只會認24個英文字母 這我以前同事想找英文家教的時候講的 出賣他 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 27.242.96.84 (臺灣) ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1608027365.A.FB6.html ※ 編輯: jessieL (27.242.96.84 臺灣), 12/15/2020 18:17:55
celephone: ㄆ一 P 12/15 19:27
mureka: 7-11 12/15 21:27
whocare96: 如果是58編碼的大寫英文字母的確只有24個,看來是個 12/15 22:07
whocare96: 比特幣高手 12/15 22:07
derrick1220: I'm find think you 12/15 22:35
nighthunt: irwinner 12/15 23:11
GGrunrundela: 我連24個自母都不認識 12/15 23:44
zxzzzzzzzzzz: 還好字母不認識我 12/16 00:26
amogha100: I dot car 12/16 00:43
CockyTiger: 我只認識煞氣A字母 12/16 00:59
fredpaly: Your poor English 12/16 01:04
GGrunrundela: 我真的重ㄟˉ唸到力完全不會唸 好可撥 12/16 01:08
Talice: 我學錯了 我學到26個英文字母了XDD 12/16 05:29
hatephubbing: one car came, one car gone, two cars boom boom 12/16 06:58
jiejiegood: 不是因為ET回家了,所以只剩24嗎? 12/16 08:09
pony0904: yes i am 12/16 08:25
pony0904: .. 應該是 yes i are 12/16 08:25
yr223446: who care? 12/16 08:27
DerrickLin: 我白天的時候就當student,晚上就去酒吧當....... 12/16 08:35
littleming: no, i no care you 12/16 08:36
payorshot: Why you lie i? 12/16 08:45
faint3015890: Who car 12/16 08:48
abjeffop: 因為ok蹦 12/16 08:53
neweb: how da o 12/16 09:07
abonbon: 幹我加拿大長大的朋友也跟我說過一樣的話,被我嗆到爆 12/16 09:10
girld: do you have free wife 12/16 09:14
Bubble88: you like shit 12/16 09:21
GN02599446: look three small 12/16 09:29
annahuangtw: 為什麼要學英文,華人是未來的主角 12/16 09:34
appleqqp: abandon 12/16 09:43
ivyhoney: 居然有24個?為什麼你多三個? 12/16 09:45
georgekgh: people mountain people sea 12/16 09:50
guccihuang: 什麼是英文?你說總統嗎? 12/16 09:57
nichtsicher: ikae 12/16 10:03
daye87: who cars 12/16 10:08
yusam899: 我是瑞迪,I am ready 12/16 10:09
taogc: https://tinyurl.com/ycl45zvt 這篇是在弔念中夭嗎? 12/16 10:10
bryanwang: apple pen 12/16 10:43
stussy: today no see tomorrow see 12/16 10:44
heaven3196: abble 12/16 10:50
yang0083: wto cars 12/16 11:04
jokerjuju: how do you turn this on 12/16 11:12
Slemo: pardun? 12/16 11:39
winnietslock: 你同事的數學跟英文一樣好 12/16 11:40
yokan: Important!!!!!! 12/16 11:57
iluvwaffles: my engrish rich 12/16 11:59
bryanwang: Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen 12/16 12:16
thewtf: sod 12/16 12:19
capdie159753: I is a good person 12/16 12:19
prairiefire: I am watch on you 12/16 12:22
iKelly: 誰可以告訴我英文字母到底有幾個,很怕學錯就完蛋了 12/16 12:23
whhw: 不用擔心這個啦,注定完蛋了好嗎 12/16 12:37
FeO: hey! hey! everybody condom okay? 12/16 12:51
aoineko: important!! 12/16 13:11
awerte: explain —> explaination 12/16 13:49
ma1ma: ㄅook 12/16 13:50
richar2001: 什麼是英文? 12/16 13:57
JASONGOAHEAD: well come 12/16 14:20
OLDGOATSOUP: https://i.imgur.com/3hMRK3c.jpg 12/16 14:28
mistsea: 數學家為了表達我的英文成績發展出了負數的概念 12/16 14:29
tree701: 認真不會唸到Z 12/16 14:38
rhythm1217: 剛好多我整整一倍,我只知道11個 12/16 15:20
kaoru920: I doesn’t car 12/16 15:24
kunimitotti: teble 12/16 15:47
kdbbbb: https://i.imgur.com/SzX6dng.jpg 12/16 15:50
reload: Kello Hitty 12/16 16:47
koala77777: 多益180 12/16 16:53
ll1117: no no no, Chinese, Chinese. 12/16 17:28
dean1234: You doesn’t knowed 12/16 17:29
ro22113175: your mom boom 12/16 17:39
Ten9: I'm fine 我是法恩 12/16 17:45
sak1346: 注音符號我也不知道幾個阿 12/16 17:56
The4sakenOne: 摳你基挖 12/16 18:53
qaz1wsx2: 只認識APPLE?XD 12/16 19:03
Lupppp: 之前去日本,想請人幫忙拍照,想了一下結果還是說出,Can 12/16 19:05
Lupppp: you please 拍..... 12/16 19:05
mirror0227: 我只知道1A個 12/16 19:05
quinietos: ok好 總total 是10個project 12/16 21:03
chloefish: go back go back 12/16 22:11
derrick1220: Bon Jovi圖笑死 12/16 22:24
f127361197: I dat car 12/16 22:48
royking: 英文字母有幾個? 12/16 22:48
ling7777777: 全部都寫C 12/16 23:06
yv811: abandon 12/16 23:17
AEae2014: 推文笑死 12/16 23:47
chaohsiung: 什麼?不是有50音嗎? 12/17 01:12
zaoa3345678: I are winners. 12/17 01:19
GGing: 總 total 12/17 07:18
deathwomen: My English is pool 12/17 08:50
how90825: I name is Peter 12/17 10:06
Menderca: 笑死 12/17 11:38
Nokia5269: 想起國中同學i have a question說成i am a question就 12/17 12:20
yahoomessage: 我是貝殼 I am back. 12/17 12:23
Ekmund: Jon Bovi XDDDDDDD 12/17 15:01
Joyeeee: get of me 12/17 16:59
a01249362: Cost down 12/17 23:47
lacseven: 這句話有什麼問題嗎 12/18 00:40
tvxqjumbo: island 念 is land 12/18 01:15
Beetch: Jon Bovi 三小 窮 波維 12/18 08:24
OGC218: 你恭蝦?! 12/18 10:00
waiter337: please shit down 12/18 12:24
waiter337: pnorbuh 12/18 12:25
z67186718: very think you 12/18 22:48
k7278176: 我都用wold寫報告 12/18 23:48
newversion: My Englese is pool 12/19 01:03
rick4282: seven morning eight morning cry father cry mother... 12/20 02:26
FiveLine: important!!!!!! 12/20 05:21
rainHime: This is bad 12/22 23:26
enthpzd: House was Better 12/24 03:49
kumaHL: 因為ET回外太空了 12/24 08:40
moonlegent: My English is bad 12/25 22:16