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My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Allen 我的性生活很慘。上次我進入女人體內是參觀自由女神。 -- 伍迪‧愛倫 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.38.26.67
amorch:至少是自由女神,不是自由驢神… http://is.gd/iytxr 12/11 21:21
ayan:(噴茶) 12/11 22:19
callcallpp:(噴飯) 12/12 00:45
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Xkang:多一個"像"字會不會比較好? 12/12 00:53
RookieRun:至少不是 when I was a fetus.... 12/12 23:52